Archive for January, 2010

Brrrrr. Yummm.

Sunday, January 10th, 2010

How cold is it in Florida right now? Pretty darned cold, Marge. Here’s the fountain out in front of our apartment complex:

Ice fountain!

This past week we’ve set new record low temperatures, and it’s also been a record length of cold weather. Keep your fingers crossed that citrus crops make it through! We should be back up to 60° by Wednesday, and 70° on Friday. Thank goodness. It makes you think about the whole global warming thing.

In other news, my parents are in town, and they took us to our favorite eatery on earth, Texas de Brazil. It’s a Brazilian steakhouse, where they have a huge decadent salad bar, then dudes walk around with swords of grilled meat and serve you as much as you want.

This place (and others like it, I’m sure) is a low-carber’s dream. The salad bar is not what you’d picture when you think of a “salad bar” — it has items like shrimp salad, smoked salmon, huge chunks of bacon, artichoke hearts, hearts of palm, grilled wedges of cheese, and a bunch of other deliciousness. Here’s most of the aforementioned items on my salad bar plate, along with a bowl of lobster bisque:

Texas de Brazil deliciousness!

Pardon the graininess of the picture; the lighting in that place is for ambiance, not for taking snappies with your cameraphone. I also love the tiny bottles of Diet Coke. And the meat, oh, the meat! Garlic sirloin! Parmesean-crusted pork! Filet mignon wrapped in bacon! Spicy sausages, ribs, lamb chops, chicken — whatever meat floats your meat boat, this place has it. I think I’m still full three days later.

From the Photo Archives

Saturday, January 9th, 2010

Here are a couple of pictures taken from my various travels that I haven’t posted yet.

Sherwin-Williams Van

Is anybody else horrified by the Sherwin-Williams logo? They want to “Cover the Earth” with paint! How environmentally-friendly is that? Every person, animal, and object would end up like that chick at the beginning of Goldfinger (and according to my other half, in the original book of Goldfinger, the whole painted-chick thing [along with most of the other good action stuff] doesn’t happen).

No Peaking Playing Cards

We saw these playing cards at a Pier 1 store right before Xmas, in with all of the other crappy little gifties. I don’t mind round playing cards; what I do mind is the concept of not “peaking” at the cards, a homonym error mentioned by The Rejectionist just yesterday.

A Tale of Two Prescriptions

Friday, January 8th, 2010

At the pharmacy today:

Me: Hi, I have two prescriptions ready, but I’m only picking one of them up.
Pharmacy Lady: Sure, can I get your name and birthdate?
Me: [name, birthdate]
PL: (looking at computer) And now, which one … wha … wha … WHOA, WHAT!
Me: Yeah, that’s why I’m not picking that one up yet.
PL: WOW.

So for my Crohn’s disease, I’m currently taking two medications. One (Azasan) is a daily tablet, the other (Cimzia) is a monthly injection. I’d been getting the monthly injections via the pharmacy’s mail-order system, but it’s a real pain in the butt, because the medication needs to be refrigerated. So they sent it overnight, and I had to sit at home until the FedEx guy brought by a styrofoam cooler so I could sign for it.

We just changed prescription drug plans at work, so I figured I’d take the opportunity to start filling that prescription at my local pharmacy. That way, instead of killing half of my Saturday waiting for the delivery, I could just stop by the pharmacy (which is in the parking lot at work) on my way home and grab the box of stuff.

Well, this new drug plan doesn’t like the Cimzia. They say it’s not a “preferred” medication, so they won’t pay a single cent for it. If I want to just pay a co-pay, I can have my doctor switch me to Humira or Remicade or Enbrel. But if I want the Cimzia, I have to pay the full price myself. Which for one monthly dose comes to … $1500.

Wha wha whoa what, indeed. Good thing I already have an appointment to see my gastroenterologist in a couple of weeks. Either he and I can collaborate on the long, drawn-out appeal process to try and make the Cimzia a “preferred” drug, or he can switch me over to Humira. We’ll see what happens.

On the plus side, the Azasan tablets were $110 for a 90-day supply under the old plan. With the new plan, I just paid $43. That probably would have delighted me if I’d heard about it before the whole $1500 thing.

Meeting My (Ice Cream) Maker

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

We don’t usually get each other gifts during the holiday season; instead, we go out together and get things we want. This year, we upgraded some of our home appliances, so we’d make more food at home.

The most exotic of the appliances is a Cuisinart ice cream (and sorbet and fro-yo) maker. I’ve used one once or twice, but I’ve never owned one. We’ve now done two experimental batches, with more workshopping ahead. But here’s what we’ve done so far:

Cuisinart ICE-20 ice cream maker.

The first attempt was a recipe straight out of the ice cream maker’s manual. Or, well, close to it. See, it called for milk and cream. I adjusted it to be half-and-half and cream. But one cup of milk and two cups of cream totally equals two cups of h-n-h and one cup of cream, right?

2 cups half-and-half (not the fat-free kind, people!)
1 cup heavy cream
3/4 cup sweetener (sugar, Splenda, whatevs)
1.5 tsp vanilla extract

Whisk together, assemble ice cream maker (there’s a metal-lined can that goes in the freezer overnight, a paddle, and a lid), turn maker on, add ingredients, let it whir and thump (it’s not the quietest item in the world) for a half-hour.

When it’s done, it looks and feels more like soft-serve. Then you toss it in a container and put it in the freezer. And here’s where science vexed us. Without stabilizers, emulsifiers, or any of the magical chemicals they use in ice creams these days, it froze up too hard, and had a somewhat “dry”, flaky, icy texture. Instead of scooping it out, we more … chipped it out. Also, apparently using Splenda instead of sugar doesn’t help — sugar deals with ice formation in a much different way.

First try: a dry, flaky ice cream.

Texture aside, it tasted great. So I did some studying up on what made ice cream stay softer. Turns out there are a variety of options for stabilizers and emulsifiers, some of which I had on hand. Yes, I own xanthan gum — it’s an all-fiber, low-carb thickener I use for sauces and soups, instead of flour. One small bag of Bob’s Red Mill will probably last me years. And I also have a bottle of glycerine, which I got to thicken up some food coloring for an experiment last year. And hey, I got a bottle of sugar-free vanilla syrup at the Albertson’s that was going out of business last week. So I cobbled together a new recipe, which I’m calling “Better Living Through Chemistry Vanilla”:

Better Living Through Chemistry

2 cups half-and-half (again, NO FAT-FREE, that stuff is scary)
1 cup heavy cream
1 tsp vanilla extract
1/2 tsp xanthan gum
1 tsp glycerine
a pinch of salt
1/4 cup sugar-free vanilla syrup
1/4 cup sweetener (sugar, Splenda, whatevs)

Again, add to mixer, let it growl around for a half-hour, then move the soft-serve into a freezer container. We just popped it out of the freezer this morning and tried to scoop. Victory! It comes out in rounded scoopfuls! The texture is a bit better, although still a tiny bit icy and a tiny bit dry. But it’s a finer texture than the first batch. The flavor is still delicious. I’m glad I used less sweetening — this was perfect. Most commercial products made with Splenda are too damned sweet, so I’m glad I can limit the amount myself.

Rounded scoopsies!

The next thing to try will be nature’s emulsifiers: egg yolks. And I want to try them raw, which means I need to get pasteurized shell eggs at the store. I’d totally try the eggs I have, except they have all kinds of warnings about raw eggs being most dangerous for pregnant ladies, the elderly, and people with compromised immune systems. Curse my immune system! But somehow they’ve found a way to flash-heat eggs to kill bacteria while keeping the eggs raw; Alton Brown told us about them on Good Eats. So next time, no gums or glycerine; just yolks added to the original recipe. I’ll keep you updated.

Winter TV, Ahoy!

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Well, well, well … if it isn’t the winter TV season. I don’t remember when we started breaking up the TV year into so many chunks, but I’m used to it now. Is February even still a sweeps period?

Anyhoo, let’s take a look at what’s coming up. The first season premiere is tomorrow: The Biggest Loser, a couples season which has three people topping Shay’s starting weight from last time. Which means it’s certainly possible the show will have its first 500-pound contestant. I love reality shows in the learn-and-improve-and-grow vein, although I do cringe whenever they do awkwardly acted bits about gum or Subway, and when the trainers give nutrtion advice regarding “healthy grains” and other low-fat BS.

Also this fortnight: American Idol is back with auditions starting on the 12th; I haven’t missed an episode yet, and I don’t plan on starting now. Thank goodness FOX and Time/Warner came to an agreement, so we still get FOX programming. Project Runway follows quickly on the 14th, with a new Lifetime season. They’re back to New York, which should be a refreshing return to “normal”. There’s also a second season of Models of the Runway, a half-hour fluffy bit of filler.

What Not to Wear is back on the 8th, and I’m terribly happy about that. I may wear t-shirts and jeans/shorts most of the year, but I’d like to think I could be fashionable if I really put my mind to it.

In fictional TV, the 11th brings the return of Fringe and Castle, which couldn’t be more different in tone, but I really enjoy them both. Except for Stana Katic’s mullet. House is also back on the same day. On the 14th, Grey’s Anatomy starts back up, which I think I may still watch out of habit. It’s probably jumped a half-dozen sharks by now.

We’re also very excited about Archer, coming to FX on the 14th. An animated spy show starring Jon Benjamin? It MUST be awesome.

The back half of the month, as well as early February, have a lot more juicy tidbits to offer. On my schedule: Human Target (1/17: Mark Valley is no Rick Springfield.); Caprica (1/22: Looks kind of weird, but I’ll give it a sporting chance.); Kitchen Nightmares (1/29: We may have fresh episodes of the BBC and FOX versions on at the same time, how exciting is THAT?!); Shear Genius (2/3: One of Bravo’s endless Runway clones, always good for drama.); Undercover Boss (2/7: CEOs go undercover in entry-level jobs in their companies — yet another copy of a British show.); Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains (2/11: The magic part is that the all-stars have no idea who Russel is!); The Amazing Race (2/14: If you watch one reality show, let it be this one. The best reality show on TV.).

Oh, and there’s that little show Lost returning on 2/2.

What are you watching? What are you going to watch? What’s exciting you, or boring you?