Comments on: Contact http://themissy.com Missy Meyer's repository of things, life, and whatnot. Tue, 15 May 2012 11:18:04 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Stan Thornton http://themissy.com/contact#comment-505 Stan Thornton Thu, 12 May 2011 08:27:57 +0000 http://themissy.com/?page_id=712#comment-505 We will optimize your site to increase its rankings with major search engines. This will drive targeted online users to your site, as well as attract new users through the use of relevant keywords and phrases. Not only will we help you gain those higher rankings, but maintain your status through continual management and support. Please reply to this email so we can send you more details. . <i>Another for the contact page slush pile. And yet again, the email name and the posted name are different. Do these guys all follow the same script? Have they purchased</i> SEO Spamming for Dummies</i>? And why can none of them tell the difference between a comment and an email? ~M</i> We will optimize your site to increase its rankings with major search engines. This will drive targeted online users to your site, as well as attract new users through the use of relevant keywords and phrases. Not only will we help you gain those higher rankings, but maintain your status through continual management and support. Please reply to this email so we can send you more details.
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Another for the contact page slush pile. And yet again, the email name and the posted name are different. Do these guys all follow the same script? Have they purchased SEO Spamming for Dummies? And why can none of them tell the difference between a comment and an email? ~M

]]> By: Tim http://themissy.com/contact#comment-414 Tim Sun, 30 Jan 2011 22:02:12 +0000 http://themissy.com/?page_id=712#comment-414 Nom. Delicious internet cookies. Nom. Delicious internet cookies.

]]> By: missy http://themissy.com/contact#comment-413 missy Sun, 30 Jan 2011 21:44:28 +0000 http://themissy.com/?page_id=712#comment-413 Tim: you have just won 10 internet cookies. Way to break the streak! Tim: you have just won 10 internet cookies. Way to break the streak!

]]> By: Tim http://themissy.com/contact#comment-412 Tim Sun, 30 Jan 2011 21:42:06 +0000 http://themissy.com/?page_id=712#comment-412 Hello. I have nothing to say, except wanting to make sure there was at least one legitimate comment on this page. 5/5 being spam is, though quite an achievement, perhaps not the most desirable of things. That is all. You have found this informative. Hello.

I have nothing to say, except wanting to make sure there was at least one legitimate comment on this page. 5/5 being spam is, though quite an achievement, perhaps not the most desirable of things.

That is all.

You have found this informative.

]]> By: Randall Tuttle http://themissy.com/contact#comment-404 Randall Tuttle Sat, 29 Jan 2011 16:44:16 +0000 http://themissy.com/?page_id=712#comment-404 We noticed that you are not at the top of the search engines for a number of your key terms. We have helped companies similar to yours to achieve top organic rankings. Please reply to this message and we will prepare a special proposal for you, to show you how we can achieve similar results for you. . <i>Seriously? I'd love to know what my key terms are. Maybe I should consider employing these doofs. ~M</i> We noticed that you are not at the top of the search engines for a number of your key terms. We have helped companies similar to yours to achieve top organic rankings. Please reply to this message and we will prepare a special proposal for you, to show you how we can achieve similar results for you.
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Seriously? I’d love to know what my key terms are. Maybe I should consider employing these doofs. ~M

]]> By: Nelson Neely http://themissy.com/contact#comment-389 Nelson Neely Tue, 11 Jan 2011 17:45:30 +0000 http://themissy.com/?page_id=712#comment-389 Let us do the tedious SEO work for you. You know your business, we know SEO. Our rates are some of the most competitive in the industry. We will put in writing that everything we do adheres to all ethical Search Engine Optimization guidelines. At a minimum you owe it to yourself and your business to reply to this email so I can send you more information. . <i>Hooray! Another SEO comment on the contact page! I love that they refer to this comment as an email. Because it's so hard to find an actual email address for me. Especially here. Right? Right? Bueller? ~M</i> Let us do the tedious SEO work for you. You know your business, we know SEO. Our rates are some of the most competitive in the industry. We will put in writing that everything we do adheres to all ethical Search Engine Optimization guidelines. At a minimum you owe it to yourself and your business to reply to this email so I can send you more information.
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Hooray! Another SEO comment on the contact page! I love that they refer to this comment as an email. Because it’s so hard to find an actual email address for me. Especially here. Right? Right? Bueller? ~M

]]> By: Phyllis Palacios http://themissy.com/contact#comment-332 Phyllis Palacios Tue, 09 Nov 2010 23:41:51 +0000 http://themissy.com/?page_id=712#comment-332 Do you want to grow your business? Do you have serious, defined sales goals? . <i>This one just confuses me, because the URL they put in the URL field isn't actually a URL. It's "http://Wantmorecustomers?". I guess I'm supposed to email Phyllis to find out how to grow my business. Except the email is for Phillip. Not Phyllis. This is getting too confusing. Instead of figuring out Phillip/Phyllis, I think instead I'll go ponder the serious, defined sales goals for this personal recipes/stories/pictures blog. ~M</i> Do you want to grow your business? Do you have serious, defined sales goals?
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This one just confuses me, because the URL they put in the URL field isn’t actually a URL. It’s “http://Wantmorecustomers?”. I guess I’m supposed to email Phyllis to find out how to grow my business. Except the email is for Phillip. Not Phyllis.

This is getting too confusing. Instead of figuring out Phillip/Phyllis, I think instead I’ll go ponder the serious, defined sales goals for this personal recipes/stories/pictures blog. ~M

]]> By: Janice Jacobsen http://themissy.com/contact#comment-66 Janice Jacobsen Mon, 11 Oct 2010 23:00:14 +0000 http://themissy.com/?page_id=712#comment-66 I've helped hundreds of companies increase their traffic and I'd love to show you what my service can do for you. I don't promise the world, I'm straight forward and to the point ... I deliver rankings. My rates are completely affordable and I don't want to oversell you either, I start small and have my clients begging for more. I won't take on your site unless I know I can deliver rankings. Reply to this e-mail if you have the slightest interest ... you'll never see rankings the same way again. . <I>Well, much as I'd love to beg for more, the fact that this was posted as a comment and not sent as an actual email makes me doubt Janice's intelligence. Not to mention that the email address she supplied is for a completely different man's name. At least there's no URL to redact, which is a surprise. ~M</i> I’ve helped hundreds of companies increase their traffic and I’d love to show you what my service can do for you. I don’t promise the world, I’m straight forward and to the point … I deliver rankings. My rates are completely affordable and I don’t want to oversell you either, I start small and have my clients begging for more. I won’t take on your site unless I know I can deliver rankings. Reply to this e-mail if you have the slightest interest … you’ll never see rankings the same way again.
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Well, much as I’d love to beg for more, the fact that this was posted as a comment and not sent as an actual email makes me doubt Janice’s intelligence. Not to mention that the email address she supplied is for a completely different man’s name. At least there’s no URL to redact, which is a surprise. ~M

]]> By: Jose Mackey http://themissy.com/contact#comment-65 Jose Mackey Mon, 21 Jun 2010 06:06:59 +0000 http://themissy.com/?page_id=712#comment-65 We work with small and large companies like yours, providing custom software development, software testing, data base development, maintenance and other services related to software development. We are also happy to provide an analysis of the current status of your project, along with a proposal. Please contact me at your convenience. . <i>Excellent. This is absolutely appropriate not only to this particular post, but also to my extensive software development needs in general. I think the easiest response is: no way, Jose! ~M</i> We work with small and large companies like yours, providing custom software development, software testing, data base development, maintenance and other services related to software development. We are also happy to provide an analysis of the current status of your project, along with a proposal. Please contact me at your convenience.
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Excellent. This is absolutely appropriate not only to this particular post, but also to my extensive software development needs in general. I think the easiest response is: no way, Jose! ~M

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