Dear Guy Who Lives Across the Hall:
Funny thing, I wasn’t aware I was living in some sort of dormitory. I thought this was an apartment building. As such, perhaps it’s not that great an idea to just leave your door hanging wide open while you’re slumped on your futon watching TV. And if you have to have the door open, how about turning that TV volume down? An also, if you have to have the door open, how about cleaning up that fetid pigsty in which you live? And on that note, if you have to have the door open, then I’m going to be royally pissed at you for the rancid body odor wafting out and filling the hallway.
In conclusion, you would appear to be one of the most disgusting persons I’ve ever seen and/or smelled. So please, keep your crappiness to yourself.