M: Me
J: Coworker J

J: I need to see a doctor or something.
M: Why?
J: I think I have allergies.
M: I take this over-the-counter stuff, it’s great.
J: What is it? What’s in it?
M: It’s the same stuff as Claratin, Alavert, all of those.
J: I don’t know … I just don’t know about putting that crap in my body.
(J exits to enjoy his half-hourly cigarette break)

fin.